Earworm: Hey Jude~~The Beatles

Patience seems to be a virtue lacking in my nature.
Both my buaya and buayee are not missing anymore!!! and in the weird universe of uncanny coincidences, my 'fallen angel' printed lyrics from More Than Words for me.
~~take a sad song and make it better~~

Speaking of patience, I think mine was rather eroded when I was coaxed into eyebrow threading by an overenthusiastic beautician. its not that the shape wasn't nice. it was just excruciating rips of fine hair every few seconds. I thought I knew what I was in for, having the virgin trip to Little India before.
And she has this habit of saying 'Ok' which by normal human conversational standards would mean, 'Im done' but then came yet another flinching flick of her mighty thread. I have to say she did a commendable job, just that the left seems a tad thinner. but thats just nitpicking for a $5 job, no?
However, due to my rock bottom threshold of pain, I experienced another near fainting experience, not unlike the time after I pierced my ears and seeing my sister get hers done, rather unsuccessfully, since she was constantly overcome with giggles. hence resulting in piercing at the same place twice just to get it through.
This time, after I was suitably groomed and tortured, my vision swam in the faltering light as darkness threatened to close in. I succumbed to black as my lids fluttered shut. Pespiration, palpitations, the pressing bile in my throat.
How the hell am I going to get through childbirth?